Before you begin all the excitement that is within the story of my life, let me introduce the most important character-

my dog (just kidding, not kiddding)
I’m Kristina. I like turtles and the color blue.
I’m somewhere between 28-80 years old. I have a pet dog, his name is Kovu (Lion King). I’m currently in love with the best man alive.
I’m the homeless person with no shoes that you see running through your forests.